Quillflyven is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, conceited walrus.

Quillflyven created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillflyven, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quillflyven, he will curse you with boils.

Quillflyven's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Quillflyven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about gravity near tortoises while wearing cyan shirts and balancing five lead spheres on your back.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Always help porpoises in need.