Mutsaddub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy hamster.

Mutsaddub created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutsaddub, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mutsaddub, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mutsaddub's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mutsaddub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about manatees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.