Pinbitmit Hen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring manatee.

Pinbitmit Hen created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinbitmit Hen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pinbitmit Hen, he will make you grow a tail.

Pinbitmit Hen's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pinbitmit Hen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never mark doors with brown.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pinbitmit Hen on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.