Tigdaplap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful otter.

Tigdaplap created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigdaplap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tigdaplap, she will turn you into a slug.

Tigdaplap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tigdaplap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

4. Hide from red aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.