Tommadster is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, moody duck.

Tommadster created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tommadster, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tommadster, it will turn you into a plant.

Tommadster's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tommadster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Hide from magenta aardvarks for they are unholy.