Zignuttomt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish wolf.

Zignuttomt created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zignuttomt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zignuttomt, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Zignuttomt's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zignuttomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch oil while clean.

2. Never remain standing at dusk.

3. Never gather four bats in one place.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.