Jabnurbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking skunk.

Jabnurbab created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabnurbab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jabnurbab, it will turn you into a dog.

Jabnurbab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jabnurbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Run away if four nematodes approach from the west.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Do not prepare bread while wearing ear rings.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.