Staflegcancedsabkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sapient hare.

Staflegcancedsabkop created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Staflegcancedsabkop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Staflegcancedsabkop, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Staflegcancedsabkop's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Staflegcancedsabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear violet stockings on sacred days.