Fligbedmap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, caring goat.

Fligbedmap created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligbedmap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fligbedmap, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fligbedmap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fligbedmap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Never feed lentils to voles while wearing tights.

3. Never sit in the presence of turtles.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Fligbedmap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help capybaras in need.