Sanfebcidhig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish toad.

Sanfebcidhig created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Sanfebcidhig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sanfebcidhig, it will turn you into a dog.

Sanfebcidhig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sanfebcidhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.

3. Never mark doors with violet.

4. Never gather nine moths near walls.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.