Pastaldud Tarppagyikmot Hakpakgessvol is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable hyena.

Pastaldud Tarppagyikmot Hakpakgessvol created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pastaldud Tarppagyikmot Hakpakgessvol, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pastaldud Tarppagyikmot Hakpakgessvol, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Pastaldud Tarppagyikmot Hakpakgessvol's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pastaldud Tarppagyikmot Hakpakgessvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Never play with disobedient children.