Fatnanbot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish crow.

Fatnanbot created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fatnanbot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fatnanbot, she will ignore you.

Fatnanbot's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fatnanbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with frogs.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Fatnanbot in the centre of the settlement.