Jenflabdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless wombat.

Jenflabdoss created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenflabdoss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jenflabdoss, he will not invite you to parties.

Jenflabdoss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Jenflabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never point your hands toward the east during prayer.

2. Always help bats.

3. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.