Flamcissbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited naga.

Flamcissbug created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamcissbug, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flamcissbug, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flamcissbug's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Flamcissbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flamcissbug's priests.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Never curse while facing south.

4. Never feed lots of corn to birds while wearing blue skirts.

5. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.