Dussdamgad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, clever coyote.

Dussdamgad created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussdamgad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dussdamgad, she will turn you into a worm.

Dussdamgad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dussdamgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always help goats.

3. Never touch ash while blessed.

4. Do not prepare beans while filled with pride.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.