Butcibsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humorless salamander.

Butcibsaf created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Butcibsaf, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Butcibsaf, it will turn you into a mole.

Butcibsaf's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Butcibsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn jumpers on sacred days.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Hide if nine grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Never jump in the presence of eagles.

5. Do not chop down trees.