Huntetticim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful gnu.

Huntetticim created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huntetticim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Huntetticim, he will turn you into a goat.

Huntetticim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Huntetticim's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Always help pigs.