Likweezakbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, conceited lion.

Likweezakbeg created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Likweezakbeg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Likweezakbeg, it will destroy your home planet.

Likweezakbeg's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Likweezakbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing east.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Run away from purple pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Never point your neck toward the south during prayer.