Cartipmobdotsakgofbopfly is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, egotistical cat.

Cartipmobdotsakgofbopfly created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cartipmobdotsakgofbopfly, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cartipmobdotsakgofbopfly, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cartipmobdotsakgofbopfly's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cartipmobdotsakgofbopfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Cartipmobdotsakgofbopfly loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Never play with disobedient children.