Pitrillbafingdothonhunab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciful centipede.

Pitrillbafingdothonhunab created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitrillbafingdothonhunab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitrillbafingdothonhunab, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Pitrillbafingdothonhunab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Pitrillbafingdothonhunab's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Do not place bananas upon stone.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Hide from white hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.