Flagnar is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful donkey.

Flagnar created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagnar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flagnar, it will throw large rocks at you.

Flagnar's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Flagnar's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.