Hommaplit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tiresome dragonfly.

Hommaplit created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hommaplit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hommaplit, he will jump up and down on your head.

Hommaplit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hommaplit's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hommaplit on top of all buildings.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Never sit in winter.

5. Hide from fawn whales for they are unholy.