Safpaslop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced camel.

Safpaslop created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Safpaslop, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Safpaslop, he will destroy your favourite star.

Safpaslop's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Safpaslop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safpaslop.

5. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.