Dotcappin Randanbossflat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring wyrm.

Dotcappin Randanbossflat created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotcappin Randanbossflat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dotcappin Randanbossflat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dotcappin Randanbossflat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dotcappin Randanbossflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Never cross crossroads at midday.

4. Never approach forests carrying ash.

5. Never curse while facing east.