Japcin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate yak.

Japcin created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Japcin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Japcin, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Japcin's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Japcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with turtles.

2. Do not keep nine manatees in a large pit.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to music.