Cubhantif is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful salamander.

Cubhantif created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubhantif, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cubhantif, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cubhantif's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cubhantif's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Cubhantif on top of important buildings.

3. Never chant in the presence of ants.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.