Jenortlop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sage dingo.

Jenortlop created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jenortlop, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jenortlop, it will jump up and down on your head.

Jenortlop's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Jenortlop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Never eat green fruit.