Kopgomcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective seal.

Kopgomcuss created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopgomcuss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kopgomcuss, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Kopgomcuss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kopgomcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink alcohol.