Bellvadxuckragtonvanren Fabgabquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable hydra.

Bellvadxuckragtonvanren Fabgabquaf created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellvadxuckragtonvanren Fabgabquaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bellvadxuckragtonvanren Fabgabquaf, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bellvadxuckragtonvanren Fabgabquaf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bellvadxuckragtonvanren Fabgabquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six mites in a large pit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.

5. Always treat monkeys with great respect.