Wegsterbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, thoughtless jackal.

Wegsterbonk created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegsterbonk, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wegsterbonk, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wegsterbonk's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Wegsterbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Never approach forests carrying clay.

5. Always wear blue.