Pagfumnan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omniscient wombat.

Pagfumnan created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagfumnan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pagfumnan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Pagfumnan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pagfumnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during winter.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Do not hurt great tits.