Vograkwegstighat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful elephant.

Vograkwegstighat created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vograkwegstighat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vograkwegstighat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vograkwegstighat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Vograkwegstighat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five mice in a large pit.

2. Always help seals.

3. Never remain kneeling at midday.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.