Afpidquagveenbidgonarn is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, self-assured mink.

Afpidquagveenbidgonarn created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afpidquagveenbidgonarn, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Afpidquagveenbidgonarn, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Afpidquagveenbidgonarn's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Afpidquagveenbidgonarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near geese while wearing fawn skirts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Do not eat spinach.