Maddunced is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unfair lizard.

Maddunced created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Maddunced, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Maddunced, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Maddunced's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Maddunced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

4. Never wear magenta boots.

5. Do not dye your hair black.