Rawquatyok is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful cat.

Rawquatyok created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawquatyok, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rawquatyok, he will laugh at you.

Rawquatyok's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rawquatyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Do not keep six ducks in a large pit.

4. Never gather four capybaras in one place.

5. Always count to nine before sleeping.