Labhinmet is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty gerbil.

Labhinmet created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Labhinmet, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Labhinmet, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Labhinmet's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Labhinmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Never cross forests at midnight.

3. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.