Dimsafnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking hyena.

Dimsafnutt created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimsafnutt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dimsafnutt, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dimsafnutt's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dimsafnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dimsafnutt on top of all buildings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about black holes.