Govdossham is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate warg.

Govdossham created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govdossham, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Govdossham, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Govdossham's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Govdossham's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to voles while wearing rings.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Put Govdossham first in all things.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to music.