Tampoptad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, grumpy wasp.

Tampoptad created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tampoptad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tampoptad, it will remove you from existence.

Tampoptad's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tampoptad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Always act with patience.