Kamfudpit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent crane.

Kamfudpit created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamfudpit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kamfudpit, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kamfudpit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kamfudpit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide from cyan mites for they are unholy.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing five gold spheres on your legs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.