Bumrillab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful newt.

Bumrillab created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumrillab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bumrillab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bumrillab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bumrillab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not dye your hair black.