Zogsanbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous pig.

Zogsanbiss created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogsanbiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zogsanbiss, it will destroy your home planet.

Zogsanbiss' most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Zogsanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zogsanbiss.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Erect five titanium sculptures of Zogsanbiss on top of important buildings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Pray only in moonlight.