Vogfitsag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless wolf.

Vogfitsag created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogfitsag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vogfitsag, she will turn you into a worm.

Vogfitsag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Vogfitsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing north.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

3. Never handle copper while unclean.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Always help nematodes.