Komlikarp is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, astonishing unicorn.

Komlikarp created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Komlikarp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Komlikarp, he will turn you into a snail.

Komlikarp's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Komlikarp's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never mix bread with oil.

5. Never talk about galaxies.