Donnelliprakgidjadsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ruthless fly.

Donnelliprakgidjadsaw created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donnelliprakgidjadsaw, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Donnelliprakgidjadsaw, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Donnelliprakgidjadsaw's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Donnelliprakgidjadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine shrews in one place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hide if four cats approach from the east.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Never write about stars.