Flantomdut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, confident finch.

Flantomdut created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flantomdut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flantomdut, it will destroy your home planet.

Flantomdut's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Flantomdut's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

5. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.