Bodmutbellsidkipfaglarn is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident shark.

Bodmutbellsidkipfaglarn created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodmutbellsidkipfaglarn, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bodmutbellsidkipfaglarn, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bodmutbellsidkipfaglarn's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bodmutbellsidkipfaglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas on days of mourning.

2. Never gather eight gulls near bridges.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Always wash your head before prayer.