Mobbimceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, loving cow.

Mobbimceb created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobbimceb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mobbimceb, she will refuse to believe in you.

Mobbimceb's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Mobbimceb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help mites.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Heed all visions.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.