Safsasstip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic beaver.

Safsasstip created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safsasstip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Safsasstip, she will have a low opinion of you.

Safsasstip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Safsasstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide if five snails approach from the north.

5. Do not stand on grass.