Boss is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing frog.

Boss created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Boss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Boss, it will turn you into a tree.

Boss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Boss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Never allow mice to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.

4. Never cross forests at midday.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.