Lagbifjapgabnakyikbog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane jackal.

Lagbifjapgabnakyikbog created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagbifjapgabnakyikbog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lagbifjapgabnakyikbog, he will not care at all.

Lagbifjapgabnakyikbog's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lagbifjapgabnakyikbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about black holes.